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What Are the Odds?

The one night in 2 years that Deb is actually horny and wants to jump my bones is the one night I decide to stay at work a little later, go to Dairy Queen for a Blizzard and not come home when I said I was going to?

Can you guess who didn't have sex last night?

I swear I'm the butt of a cosmic joke sometimes.

"Hey we haven't fucked with with Wander's sex life in awhile, lets do it tonight.


Arghhh Grrr


Wander

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boomshak
Jan. 25th, 2006 08:21 pm (UTC)
awwww. MAN!

She should have called
you at work and told you.

I'm sorry dude.

maybe tonight....
wander
Jan. 25th, 2006 08:25 pm (UTC)
I should have called her and she should have called me. We had a great convo this morning and laughed about it, so who knows maybe there is enough magic in the moonlight left to make something happen tonight or hormones or whatever.

W
sweetsongstress
Jan. 25th, 2006 08:59 pm (UTC)
Sending good vibes your way!
Aww! I am sorry to hear that!

Maybe you should get her some lingerie and have her model it for you. That sometimes gets the ladies in the mood.

I wish you good luck in obtaining some naughtiness later today!
wander
Jan. 25th, 2006 09:24 pm (UTC)
Re: Sending good vibes your way!
Oh how I wish she liked lingerie. Nah I'll cook her a special dinner tonight, maybe stuffed flank steak and a good bottle of wine. Wine and dine her, that's the ticket.

Thanks,

W
jehosephat
Jan. 25th, 2006 10:12 pm (UTC)
Hehe...Must be something in the air. Bonnie was feeling the same way. But I had to get sick.
wander
Jan. 25th, 2006 11:21 pm (UTC)
Nothing like being married or in a long term relationship is there? Well maybe you will get lucky too.

W
cuddles
Jan. 25th, 2006 11:17 pm (UTC)
Well maybe that means while they're distracted with you I might get laid for once.

Later

Cuddles
wander
Jan. 25th, 2006 11:20 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I know that feeling too. Hope you get lucky!

W
redsgoddes
Jan. 26th, 2006 12:14 am (UTC)
This cured my migraine!!!! LMFAO! and you got stood up last night too!!! OMG... LOL..

I'm not laughing at you...honest.. I'm laughing with you.

I won't tell you if I saw the big thing or not...
wander
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:55 pm (UTC)
Well glad you got something out of the deal anyway.

W
redsgoddes
Jan. 27th, 2006 03:44 am (UTC)
I take no pleasure out of anything that causes you misery...really I don't. Just the way you worded this just got me laughing so hard!

Here's hoping that you are able to take off all the frustration real soon!

R
ryl
Jan. 26th, 2006 01:20 am (UTC)
I hope that was the best damn Blizzard you ever had for what you gave up to get it!
wander
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:55 pm (UTC)
Nope, by the time I got home and we had a fight about the whole thing, it had melted and it was basically a messy milkshake. I lost all the way around.

W
sextanika
Jan. 26th, 2006 01:38 am (UTC)
Hey, atleast you got your Blizzard!!! :-) teeheehee
wander
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:56 pm (UTC)
It had melted by the time I actually got to enjoy it. Oh well, meted Blizzard is better than no Blizzard at all but still a far cry from sex.

W
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