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Conspiracy Theory

This morning my dentist drilled tiny holes in my gums and inserted government listening devices. At least that's what it felt like. He plays classic rock in his office and tries to be funny but I know it's a cover up. He's an Agency man for sure.

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virga_flame
Apr. 10th, 2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
You'd think the government would have better ways to listen to AM radio than through someone else's fillings.
wander
Apr. 10th, 2008 11:20 pm (UTC)
you'd think, but then this is our government we are talking about. hehe

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blurofego
Apr. 10th, 2008 11:17 pm (UTC)
Maybe you could change the channels and listen to NPR?
wander
Apr. 10th, 2008 11:22 pm (UTC)
I gave him a CD of my brother's band last month and he played it while drilling the first time. Not exactly what I want to associate my brother's music with.

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wander
Apr. 10th, 2008 11:25 pm (UTC)
By the way, I just added you back because I've enjoyed your comments. So how did you find me?

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piscesdreams
Apr. 11th, 2008 02:34 am (UTC)
Did he keep asking "Is it safe"??
wander
Apr. 11th, 2008 12:58 pm (UTC)
No but he did say "Can you hear me now?" a couple of times. I thought that was odd.

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boomshak
Apr. 11th, 2008 06:57 am (UTC)
People think I'm NUTS because I'm afraid
they'll put a microchip in my baby when she's born.
I know they're gonna try it...that's why my husband
will be on their ass every step of the way.
wander
Apr. 11th, 2008 12:59 pm (UTC)
I go to the grocery store and see that they have the thumb scanners to pay for groceries and I look at it and go, "are you kidding me?" Of course the mindless herd members all think it's the coolest thing.

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ryl
Apr. 11th, 2008 01:15 pm (UTC)
Thumb scanners? The hell? All we've got down here are those self-checkout things that announce your total bill very loudly. "Your total is EIGHTY-FIVE. DOLLARS. AND TWELVE. CENTS."
wander
Apr. 11th, 2008 01:42 pm (UTC)
Yep, you register your thumbprint with your bank and it taps into your debit account. Then when you are in the checkout line, you put your thumb on this Mission Impossible looking thumb scanner and it works just like a Debit card. Scares the living shit out of me. Like I'd willingly give my fingerprints out to a private or government entity.

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boomshak
Apr. 12th, 2008 05:25 am (UTC)
God Bless the Sheeple.

baaaahh
ryl
Apr. 11th, 2008 03:29 pm (UTC)
Wow. That's a bad idea in all kinds of ways.
wander
Apr. 11th, 2008 05:58 pm (UTC)
Yeah but of course people are perfectly willing to mindlessly hand over all sorts of control to have just a little more convenience in their lives. You know it's true. Just look at cell phones.

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