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I've officially become That Guy. Like my parents before me who have to call me all the time to figure out the programming of the VCR and DVD player and how to burn a CD. This morning I had to ask Deb to program the frequently called numbers into my new cell phone. Hell I couldn't even figure out how to change a lowercase g to an uppercase G. I hope no one expects a text message from me because I'd have to get out the manual. Luckily for me, I never have my cell phone turned on except when I want to call someone and tell them I'm running late. Then it's back off again.

I swear one of these days I'm going completely off the grid and live in a cabin in the mountains with some lusty babe and forget all about society.

Wander

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cowboyjesus
May. 17th, 2008 03:53 pm (UTC)
...a lusty babe who can shoot both a rifle and shotgun, and etc...make chokecherry jelly.
wander
May. 19th, 2008 02:59 pm (UTC)
If she can hunt, fish and cook, she's got my vote!

W
blurofego
May. 20th, 2008 04:19 pm (UTC)
*sigh*

I really, really tried not to laugh. Hope the lusty babe can program the DVD player. I guess getting you a Wii for a gift is out of the question. (It is a game system... Nintendo. It vibrates.)

*giggles*
wander
May. 20th, 2008 04:43 pm (UTC)
Ahem. I do know what a Wii is. You set your drinks on it when you are watching your VCR right?

W
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