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For the Record

Just let me say that the KY Warming Liquid does not work as advertised. Or rather it does not work as well as advertised. It does not actually "warm" as do other products intended for the same purpose. It is however "warmer" when it comes out of the bottle and therefore does not give you that annoying shudder of surprise that it's jellied predecessor does when applied to very warm flesh. But for the money I spent to prove that point, I'd just as soon go with an established product like Astroglide.

I knew you were dying to know that and now you do. Carry on.

Wander

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twistedcat
Jun. 18th, 2003 03:51 pm (UTC)
thanks for doing the research for us!
wander
Jun. 18th, 2003 03:54 pm (UTC)
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Just my little Public Service Announcement for the day. Happy to do the research for all of you. It's a sacrifice but a neccessary one. hehehe

Wander
namaste21
Jun. 18th, 2003 07:28 pm (UTC)
I must have rolled around on the floor for a good minute when I read this... too true!!!!

Yeah, take your bottle of Astroglide, and while you're cooking dinner, sit it on the stove. It will warm up on its own and makes for interesting dinnertime preparation and conversation....
progress
Jun. 18th, 2003 10:18 pm (UTC)
to clarify-- on the stovetop... not the burner... exploded bottle of sex lube would make for highly interesting dinner conversation, though....
wander
Jun. 19th, 2003 07:08 am (UTC)
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Yeah you could have fun explaining those third degree burns to the emergency room attendant.

Wander
wander
Jun. 19th, 2003 07:06 am (UTC)
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Or even take a glass of hot water to bed with you and place the jar in that. There are some lubes that actually do heat up quite impressively though but they usually have bothersome scents and flavors with them too which can be fun but when you are just looking for the warming factor, the scent of passion fruit can be somewhat annoying.

Wander
dragoneerl
Jun. 20th, 2003 09:27 am (UTC)
Life has meaning again. Thank you.
wander
Jun. 20th, 2003 09:39 am (UTC)
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You know I live to provide meaning to people's lives.

Wander
dragoneerl
Jun. 20th, 2003 11:31 am (UTC)
Of course now, my biggest concern is that when I inevitably stand before my Maker to be judged, and when they ask me what it was that gave my life meaning, I'm going to have to explain that it was your discussion on the merits of various lubricating fluids. Do you think that gets you a "Straight to Hell" ticket?
wander
Jun. 20th, 2003 11:33 am (UTC)
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Nah, I'm pretty sure the Good Lord wanted us to have fun with sex, otherwise it wouldn't feel so good.

Wander
dragoneerl
Jun. 20th, 2003 11:51 am (UTC)
Good point.
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