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Life is good

Tomorrow I'm going to pick up $3,000 worth of high explosives better known as fireworks.

Today I got the checks with both my raise and my profit sharing bonus and I deposited $4,200.

I get to spend the better part of the weekend in the woods, with my dog, hunting morel mushrooms.

What could be better? Getting laid I suppose but that ain't happening so I might as well not dwell on it.

Wander

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redsgoddes
Apr. 15th, 2005 10:45 pm (UTC)
Hell take the money, to heck with getting laid. LOL.
wander
Apr. 15th, 2005 10:48 pm (UTC)
If I really wanted I guess the money could get me laid. There is an all nude strip club on the way to the fireworks plant.

W
redsgoddes
Apr. 15th, 2005 10:51 pm (UTC)
True. But the only problem with that is easy women like that sometimes carry baggage they don't tell you about. You'd be likely to bring home more then fireworks.

Then you'd ignite another type of fireworks.

Not worth it. Just take the money. LOL.
blackbird013
Apr. 15th, 2005 11:11 pm (UTC)
Depends on who is doing the laying...
wander
Apr. 16th, 2005 12:14 am (UTC)
My sentiments exactly.

W
carocrow
Apr. 16th, 2005 12:27 am (UTC)
Mushroom hunting! Woods!

I went out today and the traditional first swarm of mosquitoes tried to drain me of my entire life's blood supply. I must put out a lot of heat or something, I can't figure out why they like me so much. Any skeeter tricks?

I'm trying to play ninja on the wisteria vines in the yard, and hung a hummingbird feeder. I'm putting in wildflowers that will hopefully overwhelm the monkey grass. I need a chiminea so I can legally burn all these fallen limbs. If I'm stuck here a while I'm going to nest.

Fireworks! Yay!
wander
Apr. 19th, 2005 04:35 am (UTC)
Skin So Soft has always worked for me. Or pure vanilla or rub dryer sheets on your skin.

W
carocrow
Apr. 21st, 2005 05:17 am (UTC)
Dryer sheets! I didn't know that one.
wander
Apr. 21st, 2005 02:22 pm (UTC)
For whatever reason they work well. Especially Bounce. So head to the nearest Dollar store and pay $1.50 for a box of all summer protection.

W
aronal
Apr. 16th, 2005 03:03 pm (UTC)
Dogs and long hikes in the woods are a good way to burn off that extra energy that's not being otherwise expended. I took the Z-dog for a 2 mile walk before breakfast this morning, I only get to see my cuddle buddy once every week or two, so there's some extra energy (and weight) I'm trying to shed.
wander
Apr. 19th, 2005 04:48 am (UTC)
Jake and I had fun and exercise as well though I think he spent most of his time lounging in the creek. Stinky dog. Had to give him a shower Sunday night.

We did find a few pounds of mushrroms though. Had them for dinner tonight....mmmmmmm!

Wander
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