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Conspiracies I'm seeing

Fuel prices rising and the government looking to drill in the Alaskan Wildlife preserve (even though as mentioned by Bill Maher, we don't have enough refineries to process more crude)

The fact that Spring has come and the incidence of LJ memes about sex has increased. Really, if you want to know if I want to have sex with you, just ask, I'll tell you.

The fact I'm trying to watch what/how much I eat and now Dairy Queen has come out with the Raspberry Cheesequake Blizzard - heartless bastards.


Oh and by the way, I've lost about 12 pounds and 2 inches off my waist. Trouble is I don't really need to lose inches of my waist. My waist is the only thing I have to keep my pants up. I have no ass to speak of so I have to keep tightening my belt. Pretty soon my pants will be falling off altogether. I guess I could just go naked but that might be a little inconvenient for work.

Oh and did you know that male deer will sometimes mate so frequently that they will just die from exhaustion? I found such a carcass just the other day. I could tell from the half smoked cigarrette hanging out of his mouth.

Wander

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wander
Apr. 21st, 2005 05:49 pm (UTC)
Lucky multiple does actually. Since they move from one to another. It would be nice to have a harem. Even if it killed you.

Wander
aronal
Apr. 21st, 2005 06:03 pm (UTC)
I figure he's not the only stag out in the woods with that sort of thing on his mind.
wander
Apr. 21st, 2005 07:31 pm (UTC)
There is this huge buck on my land that none of the hunters is ever able to shoot. Me, I think it's a Spirit Deer. One of the Landevattier maybe. I have this mental image of him going around each winter and "servicing" all the does in the woods. But yeah, each of the bucks has his own little harem to service. They all come up for dinner behind my barn each night. For years, that's where my grandma kept her sheep and cattle so it grows very tall and tender grass that the deer love.

Wander

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