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What Are the Odds?

The one night in 2 years that Deb is actually horny and wants to jump my bones is the one night I decide to stay at work a little later, go to Dairy Queen for a Blizzard and not come home when I said I was going to?

Can you guess who didn't have sex last night?

I swear I'm the butt of a cosmic joke sometimes.

"Hey we haven't fucked with with Wander's sex life in awhile, lets do it tonight.

Arghhh Grrr



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Jan. 25th, 2006 08:21 pm (UTC)
awwww. MAN!

She should have called
you at work and told you.

I'm sorry dude.

maybe tonight....
Jan. 25th, 2006 08:25 pm (UTC)
I should have called her and she should have called me. We had a great convo this morning and laughed about it, so who knows maybe there is enough magic in the moonlight left to make something happen tonight or hormones or whatever.

Jan. 25th, 2006 08:59 pm (UTC)
Sending good vibes your way!
Aww! I am sorry to hear that!

Maybe you should get her some lingerie and have her model it for you. That sometimes gets the ladies in the mood.

I wish you good luck in obtaining some naughtiness later today!
Jan. 25th, 2006 09:24 pm (UTC)
Re: Sending good vibes your way!
Oh how I wish she liked lingerie. Nah I'll cook her a special dinner tonight, maybe stuffed flank steak and a good bottle of wine. Wine and dine her, that's the ticket.


Jan. 25th, 2006 10:12 pm (UTC)
Hehe...Must be something in the air. Bonnie was feeling the same way. But I had to get sick.
Jan. 25th, 2006 11:21 pm (UTC)
Nothing like being married or in a long term relationship is there? Well maybe you will get lucky too.

Jan. 25th, 2006 11:17 pm (UTC)
Well maybe that means while they're distracted with you I might get laid for once.


Jan. 25th, 2006 11:20 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I know that feeling too. Hope you get lucky!

Jan. 26th, 2006 12:14 am (UTC)
This cured my migraine!!!! LMFAO! and you got stood up last night too!!! OMG... LOL..

I'm not laughing at you...honest.. I'm laughing with you.

I won't tell you if I saw the big thing or not...
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:55 pm (UTC)
Well glad you got something out of the deal anyway.

Jan. 27th, 2006 03:44 am (UTC)
I take no pleasure out of anything that causes you misery...really I don't. Just the way you worded this just got me laughing so hard!

Here's hoping that you are able to take off all the frustration real soon!

Jan. 26th, 2006 01:20 am (UTC)
I hope that was the best damn Blizzard you ever had for what you gave up to get it!
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:55 pm (UTC)
Nope, by the time I got home and we had a fight about the whole thing, it had melted and it was basically a messy milkshake. I lost all the way around.

Jan. 26th, 2006 01:38 am (UTC)
Hey, atleast you got your Blizzard!!! :-) teeheehee
Jan. 26th, 2006 03:56 pm (UTC)
It had melted by the time I actually got to enjoy it. Oh well, meted Blizzard is better than no Blizzard at all but still a far cry from sex.

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