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Conversation with God/god

Yes, this really happened today:

[14:02] ashraf_merchant04:
[14:02] stonebear1965: Hello, do I know you?
[14:02] ashraf_merchant04: asl plz
[14:02] ashraf_merchant04: male or female
[14:02] stonebear1965: male
[14:02] stonebear1965: do I know you?
[14:02] ashraf_merchant04: no
[14:03] stonebear1965: So you are bothering me why exactly?
[14:03] ashraf_merchant04: what
[14:03] ashraf_merchant04: cant get u
[14:04] stonebear1965: W H Y A R E Y O U C O N T A C T I N G M E?
[14:04] ashraf_merchant04: u how come i will contact u
[14:04] ashraf_merchant04: where r u from
[14:05] stonebear1965: I am from Ghana in Africa
[14:06] stonebear1965: I am a policeman with a wife and three children. Where are you from?
[14:07] stonebear1965: Hello?
[14:07] stonebear1965: Hello?
[14:08] stonebear1965: Bueller, Bueller, Bueller, Bueller.......
[14:08] ashraf_merchant04: yes
[14:08] ashraf_merchant04: i am here my friend
[14:08] stonebear1965: Where are you from and what do you do for a living?
[14:09] ashraf_merchant04: i am from the world
[14:09] ashraf_merchant04: mass
[14:09] ashraf_merchant04: media
[14:09] ashraf_merchant04: goes to moon
[14:09] ashraf_merchant04: daily and have one smoke there
[14:10] stonebear1965: What world are you from?
[14:10] stonebear1965: Third rock from the sun?
[14:10] ashraf_merchant04: i am from moon
[14:11] stonebear1965: Really, so nice to meet you. I have a friend from Mars, I wonder if you've ever met him. His name is Ted Corrick. His sex glands are in his hands.
[14:12] ashraf_merchant04: yaah i have met hime
[14:12] stonebear1965: Really? I've not seen him in a long time. Do you know what he is doing these days?
[14:13] ashraf_merchant04: yaah he os making male and female
[14:13] stonebear1965: Ah yes, he said something about that. In between working at Jiffy Lube he was going to be making males and females. You space people are so smart.
[14:16] stonebear1965: Do you look like a human when you spend time on Earth?
[14:17] ashraf_merchant04: no i like as a god
[14:18] stonebear1965: A god, really? Which one? Christ? Buddha? Tunkashila?
[14:22] ashraf_merchant04: god
[14:22] ashraf_merchant04: jesus
[14:23] stonebear1965: Wow, well sorry I don't worship you. So about that whole rapture thing? Is that going to happen anytime soon?
[14:32] stonebear1965: OK, maybe you don't want to reveal that secret right away. Here is a simple one. How is sex with a god. I've talked to a couple people who say they've had sex with a god or goddess and mostly they report that gods just sort of lay there and sweat. Is that true?
[14:39] stonebear1965: Still there Jesus?
[14:40] stonebear1965: Jesus...Jesus....Jesus...Jesus...
[14:48] stonebear1965: My God, my God, why have You deserted Me?


( 12 comments — Leave a comment )
Jun. 18th, 2007 11:29 pm (UTC)
Frickin' awesome. I never get weird IM's like that...I don't know if I should be relieved or sad about that.
Jun. 19th, 2007 02:19 am (UTC)
That's from Yahoo. If I sit there long enough online, I'll either get a sex bot or someone from Ghana. I suspected this one was from Ghana which is why I headed them off at the pass. They were highly creative though, I have to give them that.

I told one last week I was an oil billionaire living in Puerto Rico and I'd fly to Ghana on Friday if she promised to become one of my 4 wives.

Jun. 19th, 2007 01:11 am (UTC)
I love those Bot-IMs.
Jun. 19th, 2007 02:20 am (UTC)
I swear I can't be online without getting one. The women from Ghana who want you to marry them are the most predictable.

Jun. 19th, 2007 02:23 am (UTC)
Heh. I have my settings such that random folks can't message me. All that I'm missing out on.... :P
Jun. 19th, 2007 02:28 am (UTC)
Yeah just think of all the fun you could have!

Jun. 19th, 2007 02:47 am (UTC)
Yeah, I don't get any IMs like this, either.

I guess God really is from Africa...won't some people be surprised. ;)

Jun. 19th, 2007 02:59 am (UTC)
I must be special I guess. This one surprised me a bit and engaged me for awhile when I got silly.

Jun. 20th, 2007 08:23 pm (UTC)
He didn't desert you, those sets of single footprints were from when he carried you ...LOL.

You meet the BEST freaks, I swear.
Jun. 21st, 2007 04:23 am (UTC)
Interesting talent to have isn't it?

Jun. 21st, 2007 03:40 pm (UTC)
Jun. 21st, 2007 09:07 pm (UTC)
Bizarre. There is also a business in Santa Fe with the same name and a design firm in NY.

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