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The thing under the porch

So Deb is down at the farm. She was too sick yesterday to take the train back. I'll explain why in a bit. So she calls me at work and asks:

"What kind of critter sounds like a bear and would be shuffling around under the front porch?"

To which I say, "I don't know, a bear perhaps. You know a little short one. Or a tiny cougar or maybe a rabid raccoon or even a wildebeast. They sound like bears don't they? Why don't you stick your head under the porch and see what happens?"

And she says, "I'm really not thinking you are such a nice person right now!"

For the record, the most fearsome critter I've ever seen under the front porch was a ground hog.

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wander
Apr. 16th, 2008 05:01 pm (UTC)
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