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People watching

Social Networking sites provide for some interesting people watching from time to time. Plus you can make comments out loud and no one can hear you. My particular fascination is people who gather about them a friends list full of adoring fans. Then each day they throw out one little "look at me, ain't I special?" tidbit and revel in all the attention they get. Must be quite the heady experience. I feel sorry for the sea of drooling losers that sit on pins and needles waiting for their beloved to throw them a bone and thinking they have a chance in Hell of spending one night with the object of their desires. Nothing like mixing metaphors there Wander. Man hormones can do a number on us humans.

Seriously folks. It's not that hard to get laid. It doesn't matter how homely you are (or think you are). It doesn't matter how low your self esteem is. Rest assured, there will always be someone more homely or with lower self esteem that would love to make you their personal rock star for the night. And usually they are just standing right behind you, waiting to be noticed. You just have to turn around and stop setting your sights on your idea of physical perfection.

Its finding the quality relationships that are the hard part. But believe me, the odds are against finding that meaningful relationship with someone you and 200 other drooling losers have placed on the mountaintop of your desire.

Peace,

Wander

Comments

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juan_gandhi
May. 8th, 2009 03:04 pm (UTC)
Well said. Will quote.
wander
May. 8th, 2009 03:07 pm (UTC)
Not sure it will make me very popular around the social networking sites. heheh

W

bluesafyrefla
May. 8th, 2009 03:14 pm (UTC)
True words of wisdom there!
wander
May. 8th, 2009 03:19 pm (UTC)
Danke. I've been thinking it for awhile. It was just a little more poignant today when I logged into Facebook.

W
jinxed828
May. 8th, 2009 04:21 pm (UTC)
Too funny, and too true.
wander
May. 8th, 2009 10:57 pm (UTC)
It's like slowing down to watch a traffic accident I swear.

W
ryl
May. 8th, 2009 09:15 pm (UTC)
*stands and applauds*
wander
May. 8th, 2009 10:57 pm (UTC)
It needed to be said.

W
piscesdreams
May. 9th, 2009 02:59 am (UTC)
I don't drool that much!
wander
May. 11th, 2009 02:46 pm (UTC)
Hehehe. Oh I'm part of the drooling hoarde at times myself.

W
sweetsongstress
May. 9th, 2009 04:55 am (UTC)
I need to make some of my friends privy to your wisdom!!
wander
May. 11th, 2009 02:56 pm (UTC)
Sometimes you just have to say something when you see the train about to wreck.

W
redsgoddes
May. 9th, 2009 05:53 am (UTC)
I didn't do it, I swear!!!
redsgoddes
May. 9th, 2009 05:54 am (UTC)
Forgot to add, I have no adoring fans. I am fanless. I didn't do it! LOL..
wander
May. 11th, 2009 02:57 pm (UTC)
It wasn't about anyone in particualr. Several someones actually.

W
gnominclature
May. 9th, 2009 06:40 am (UTC)
Out of humble respect for your words of wisdom, I must applaud these words for they cannot be more true. On the other hand, I must add some humour to continue the trend of respect.

Does this mean you wanna get together tonight?

LoL
wander
May. 11th, 2009 02:57 pm (UTC)
Bwhahahahaha!
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wander
May. 12th, 2009 01:03 pm (UTC)
Re: Wonderful
Ah yes, but at least I go visit them occasionally.

W
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