One of the language options on Facebook is now Pirate English. I changed my account to this on Friday and forgot about it. My account appears to be down right now so I can't update my status. But here is the rather amusing message I get because the system is undergoing maintenance:
"Yar! This arrrrrcount has been blown away mateys!
Yer arrrrrcount has left to fight off some scurvy traitorous rogues, but will return. This be not a marooning! better luck next time ye scurvy sea dog after a few shots o' rum."