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How's this for Spam?

Sometimes you just have to shake your head...

Just received. My comments in parentheses.

I am woman. (Hear me roar?)
I have a brown hair with pale shimmering. (you might want to have that looked at. That's just not normal)
My eyes is purple.(Are you high?)
I am not high. (Is that a temporary thing?)
I have beautiful butt.(Did someone tell you that or you were just looking at your butt one day and decided it was beautiful?)
My hair is long wavy.(I like that but the pale shimmering thing is still bothering me. You might be radioactive.)
I live in a metropolis.(Which one? There are a few to choose from.)
I work in banking.(Now that could mean a lot of things from cleaning banks after hours to bank president. Or maybe you work for a landscaping service.)
I like to watch movies. (You sit around and watch too many and you won't have beautiful butt for long.)
Representations in the circus.(Didn't you just say you worked in banking?)
I like dancing.(pole or ballroom?)
I like desert.(Are there circuses in the desert?)
If you talk about me I am wild cat.(Does this mean I would describe you as a wild cat or if I talk about you you will become a wild cat and claw my eyes out? I don't know too many people who want a wild cat living with them.)
Most of all in men I value kindness.(Hey, I'm kind!)
When I you saw on the street. immediately agreed that must. Because I can be for you a caring friend if you want.(You could tell all that from seeing me on the street?)
I'm call me come to me. (If you are calling you, how can I call you? I'm confused.)

Peace,

Wander

Comments

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twistedcat
Jan. 20th, 2010 08:46 pm (UTC)
there are indeed circuses in the desert. it's called Burning Man. ;-P
wander
Jan. 20th, 2010 08:49 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah...I need to go to that sometime!

W
ex_juan_gan
Jan. 20th, 2010 09:19 pm (UTC)
Sounds so Korean... otoh, if you saw "lost in translation..."
wander
Jan. 20th, 2010 09:23 pm (UTC)
It was Russian girl spam last week. I guess the Koreans were bound to find me too.

W
ex_juan_gan
Jan. 22nd, 2010 01:17 am (UTC)
:) Omg. Did not look like typical Russian errors. Well.. you never know where they actually come from, and whether they are girls, not some idiots thinking they deal with idiots.
be4u
Jan. 20th, 2010 09:26 pm (UTC)
ROFLAMO!

All that spam email is missing is:
Me lub you long, long time! Two dollar make you holler.
wander
Jan. 20th, 2010 09:45 pm (UTC)
How do these people find me? Of course I wrote back with hose very same comments.

W
be4u
Jan. 20th, 2010 09:57 pm (UTC)
Bots/email harvesters.
nessachan
Jan. 20th, 2010 10:42 pm (UTC)
i am woman.
i have hair of the red.
if leaving you comment will comment on entry then it is a must
i enjoy spam
wander
Jan. 20th, 2010 10:44 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha. You just have to wonder how successful these things ever are.

W
hawksley
Jan. 20th, 2010 11:22 pm (UTC)
thanks for giving me a laugh on a supremely trying day.
wander
Jan. 20th, 2010 11:26 pm (UTC)
That's what I'm here for!

w
nayrene
Jan. 21st, 2010 03:57 am (UTC)
Hilarious. I got one the other day that said I would be "the luck (sic) recipient of 100 duty-free pounds of raw and worked-in-silver amber, all necessary tokens inclusive, all needed is transport." Polish spam.
wander
Jan. 21st, 2010 04:21 pm (UTC)
I wonder what the percentages are on all this SPAM. I know it's basically free to send and there are suckers everywhere but I'd think it would still be easier just to work a regular job.

W
redsgoddes
Jan. 22nd, 2010 07:03 am (UTC)
OMG!!!!! LMAO!!!! I want you to know I fell out of this chair (I'm serious) on my beautiful butt..and my purple eyes are tearing up here I'm laughing so hard. My hair is dark...and on fire...........
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