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Fire Marshall

When I was driving back from lunch, I saw the State Fire Marshall out patrolling in his car. I had this almost overpowering urge to stop him and tell him I'd had sex all over his house when he was away but I didn't.

The Brazillian Underwear Model I used to date was house sitting for him for about a month and I was over there every night. We had sex in his greenhouse overlooking the lake, in his outdoor hot tub, on his kitchen counters, on his stairs, in most of his recliners, in his shower and last but not least, in his bed with Simony tied to the bedposts, blindfolded and listening to his Nat King Cole CD's.

Nothing like breaking in someone else's house. I just waved at him and smiled.

Wander

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dragoneerl
Jun. 12th, 2001 02:18 pm (UTC)
Evil, thy name is Wander. My hero. *wipes away a tear*

Dragoneer
wander
Jun. 12th, 2001 02:42 pm (UTC)
Alas but it seems all that wildness is in my past. Oh well, ya gotta grow up sometime I guess!

Wander

cuddles
Jun. 12th, 2001 03:04 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Damn that's just the to funny.

Later

Cuddles
wander
Jun. 12th, 2001 03:14 pm (UTC)
Re: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Glad I could make your day!


Wander
ryl
Jun. 12th, 2001 03:51 pm (UTC)
Dude, you need to hold seminars. That way all these envious men can use the Wander Seduction Method when Brazilian Underwear Models are housesitting.

[Monty Python Voice]Lucky bastard![/Monty Python Voice]
wander
Jun. 14th, 2001 07:01 am (UTC)
Re:
I could only hold seminars if it was something I'd planed for and practiced. Most of the stuff that happens to me just happens out of the blue.

Wander

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