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It just kills me the sounds people make when they are having sex. I know I'm pretty damned loud but the other night, our neighbors in the city were having sex. You'd have thought someone was killing the woman by slow dismemberment when she was having her orgasm. Not just your average collection of screams and moans and invoking the dieties. It sounded like a horde of banshees had climbed in bed with these people. And to top it off, this was the noise above the noise of the central air unit. I know we've probably waken the neighborhood with our animal noises on occasion but at least we have an excuse with just a small window unit and only fans in the windows to disperse the sound. It's funny as hell to see these people try to act normal when you see them the next morning, like nothing happened the night before.

There's a girl who lives behind us and lives alone. You never see a boyfreind or even a girlfriend so I gotta assume the sounds we hear her making are produced by a little electric buddy. Definitely a screamer though she does her fair shair of moaning at other times as well. Her bathroom window faces our backyard and when she has her windows open, you can tell when she is in the shower. I've no idea what she's doing to herself in there sometimes but you can hear the water running and the most ungodly sounds coming out the window that have lasted for up to an hour at times.One of these days I'm waiting to hear a crash letting me know she has fallen over and injured herself while masturbating in the shower. Try explaining that one to the 911 operator.

Sometimes at night, I just sit outside and listen to the neighbors having sex. It's free entertainment at least.



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Aug. 11th, 2001 10:33 pm (UTC)
Heh heh...electric buddy. Nice.

Aug. 12th, 2001 12:00 am (UTC)
Oh my god! wooh! hold on.... I'm still trying to catch my breath from laughing so hard....

Oh my goodness! My sides are hurting! You're so funny! *looks around and begins to worry*

I'm beginning to wonder if my next door neighbors think and say the same thing about me. Well it beats having the cops come by your house because your neighbor called them and thought something was wrong with you. Try explaning that to the officer. Uhm....... yeah, I've said too much. I'm leaving now.


Heeeey! I miss you! Hope all's well.
Aug. 13th, 2001 07:12 am (UTC)
Re: LmBo!!!!!
Glad I could make you laugh. I was up late with nothing better to do.


Aug. 12th, 2001 05:07 am (UTC)
Happy Deaf
...I once heard of a deaf couple in midsummer with an open window......
Your Pic caught this I. It's Dreamy.
Aug. 13th, 2001 07:15 am (UTC)
Re: Happy Deaf
Thanks, yeah I guess deaf people wouldn't think to worry about making too many sounds would they.



Aug. 12th, 2001 06:13 am (UTC)
this was a frequent occurence in Odum Village...my neighbors complained to me once... but, hell, they were always complaining about the noise in general...
Aug. 13th, 2001 07:16 am (UTC)
Usually people who complain are just jealous. If they were making those noises every night, yoou's never hear a word from them.


Aug. 13th, 2001 03:04 pm (UTC)
I want to live where you live! Screaming orgasms are better than screaming freshmen drunks any day!

The mountain stones are now in the hands of the USPS. Should get there soon.
Aug. 13th, 2001 04:05 pm (UTC)
Thank you dear. Let me know if I can ever do anything for you.



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