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Bert has spoken!

The lady in the next office has a beagle named Bert. For the last 4 years, Bert has accurately predicted the winner of every election. Bert's strategy is this. His owner takes him out for a walk and Bert will take a leak on the campaign sign of the guy who is going to lose. You will be happy to know that last night, Bert was out for his walk. He had about 10 Gore Signs and 5 Bush signs to choose from and he took a leak on not just one but two Bush signs. So there it is. Stop worrying. Bert has spoken.

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